An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets
the more interested he is in her. –Agatha Christie
Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.- Scottish Proverb
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your
wife will give you for free. –Anonymous
Marriage is a three ring circus: –engagement ring, wedding ring & SUFFERING
(we all know)
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one
thing: either the car is new or the wife.
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.