Posted by INTENTIONALLY RANDOM & FUNNY (12)
BY J E SOLOMON
Once I saw a maintenance guy
His name tag read Kojo Hussain
He fell off a ladder and began to cry
His face wore a look of pain
I wasn’t born in July
As was my sister Jane
Why should I try to lie
When I’ve nothing to gain?
I’m not a bad guy
I never did cocaine
Alcohol I would try
Preferably champagne
I know how to get a supply
Of good quality champagne
All I have to do is fly
To either France or Spain
I can even choose to buy
Beer brewed with caffeine
Or wine that’s very dry
And definitely foreign.
JOHN E SOLOMON© 2016