If your father is a poor man, that is your fate. But if your father-in-law is a poor
man, it is your mistake.
Marriages are said to be made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning?
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to
decide which one.
Every man wants a woman who is beautiful, sexy, intelligent, understanding, economical,
friendly, respectful, very neat, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.