Intentionally Random and Funny (11)

Intentionally Random and Funny (11)

BY J E SOLOMON

I once chanced upon a guy named Jerry

He offered me juice made from Cherry

I told him I only drank juice from Cranberry

And seldom would I drink one from Strawberry

 

He then wanted to know why

Sounding more like a nosy guy

I pretended to be fixing my tie

So I won’t have to tell him a lie

 

There was a time I used to love sweets

I’d buy them from stores and on the streets

I enjoyed them whole and never in bits

Until I realized the danger and called it quits

 

When u have everything

And u don’t need anything

Think about those who have nothing

And try to help them with something

 

Some people have never had it tough

Because they’ve always had enough

Sometimes they even tend to bluff

Until Life throws them some hard stuff

 

November 17, 2015